HELLO, OLD FRIEND!

Welcome to THE WHALE HUSBAND. We are an advertising boutique/production company based in the lower east side of that New York City place. If you’re looking for a spiffy commercial to sell whatever it is you're selling, we do that. If you’re looking for a brand revamp to make a connection with that seemingly unreachable aged 75-90 male demographic, we do that. And if you want to party with some seriously fly senioritas, we do that too.

Look around and see what you think. Our site is small, so it shouldn’t take you more than 45 seconds to get to know us. If you're unhappy with what you see... well jeez. I don't know what to say.

Sincerely,

Guy That Writes Stuff for the Front Page of the Site

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